Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Not without a blowjob, she likes to fuck her mouth with her dick — so be it

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

I'm not ready for beach sex, but sex BEFORE the beach is fine

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Friend girl is a distance learner, but misses classes because of sex

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test